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Laptop Cooler

Cooling off your laptop during a hot class

Laptop Cooler thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Keeping your cool in the classroom

Air conditioning (A/C or AC) is the process of altering the properties of air (primarily temperature and humidity) to more comfortable conditions, typically with the aim of distributing the conditioned air to an occupied space such as a building or a vehicle to improve thermal comfort and indoor air quality. Normally, an air conditioner is used to lower the air temperature. The cooling is typically achieved through a refrigeration cycle, but sometimes evaporation or free cooling is used. Air conditioning systems can also be made based on desiccants.

Air conditioning can refer to any form of technology that modifies the condition of air (heating, cooling, (de-)humidification, cleaning, ventilation, or air movement). However, in construction, such a complete system of heating, ventilation, and air conditioning is referred to as heating, ventilation, and air conditioning (HVAC, as opposed to AC).

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College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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