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Laptop Cooler

Cooling off your laptop during a hot class

Laptop Cooler thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Keeping your cool in the classroom

Air conditioning (A/C or AC) is the process of altering the properties of air (primarily temperature and humidity) to more comfortable conditions, typically with the aim of distributing the conditioned air to an occupied space such as a building or a vehicle to improve thermal comfort and indoor air quality. Normally, an air conditioner is used to lower the air temperature. The cooling is typically achieved through a refrigeration cycle, but sometimes evaporation or free cooling is used. Air conditioning systems can also be made based on desiccants.

Air conditioning can refer to any form of technology that modifies the condition of air (heating, cooling, (de-)humidification, cleaning, ventilation, or air movement). However, in construction, such a complete system of heating, ventilation, and air conditioning is referred to as heating, ventilation, and air conditioning (HVAC, as opposed to AC).
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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. - Richard Branson

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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