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Think like a customer. - Paul Gillin

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

People will buy anything that's one to a customer. - Sinclair Lewis

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

The stronger the dialog, the stronger the brand; the weaker the dialog, the weaker the brand. - Larry Webber

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Remarkable social media content and great sales copy are pretty much the same - plain spoken words designed to focus on the needs of the reader, listener, or viewer. - Brian Clark

Marketing is not bragging, and touting one's wares is not evil. The baker in the medieval town square must holler, 'Fresh rolls!' if he hopes to feed the townfolk. - Jeffrey Zeldman

A brand is the set of expectations, memories, stories and relationships that, taken together, account for a consumer's decision to choose one product or service over another. - Seth Godin

Gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect. - Oren Arnold


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