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Kitchen Recycling

Yard cleanup in the kitchen

Kitchen Recycling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Raking in the food

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Hanging: A suspended sentence - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

Don't feel pity for the rider's hanging legs. - Greek Proverb

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

A collection of rare thoughts is nothing less than a cabinet of intellectual gems. - William B. Sprague

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

It's not plagiarism - I'm recycling words, as any good environmentally conscious writer would do. - Unlek Swain

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington


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