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Kitchen Recycling

Yard cleanup in the kitchen

Kitchen Recycling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Raking in the food

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Hanging: A suspended sentence - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

Don't feel pity for the rider's hanging legs. - Greek Proverb

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Our Cabinet is always unanimous, except when we disagree. - William Vander Zalm

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

It's not plagiarism - I'm recycling words, as any good environmentally conscious writer would do. - Unlek Swain

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington


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