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Kitchen Recycling

Yard cleanup in the kitchen

Kitchen Recycling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Raking in the food

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Hanging: A suspended sentence - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Recede: Plant the garden again - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Don't pull up your garden to see if it's growing. - Amish Saying

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

A collection of rare thoughts is nothing less than a cabinet of intellectual gems. - William B. Sprague

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

Unemployment: 1. Capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden; 2. An intelligent alternative to overwork. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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