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Kissing Clothes Pins

The Wedding Day - clinging together for the rest of their lives

Kissing Clothes Pins thanks to Adilson DeCarvalho Jr.

The attractive white wedding gown blended well with his black tuxedo

Her name is Peg
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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

People who love to eat are always the best people. - Julia Child

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

I love her and that's the beginning and end of everything. - F Scott Fitzgerald

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

Do when ye may, or suffer ye the nay, in love 'tis the way. - English Proverb

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley


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