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Kissing Clothes Pins

The Wedding Day - clinging together for the rest of their lives

Kissing Clothes Pins thanks to Adilson DeCarvalho Jr.

The attractive white wedding gown blended well with his black tuxedo

Her name is Peg
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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Kissing don't last; cookery do! - George Meredith

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama


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