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Kissing Clothes Pins

The Wedding Day - clinging together for the rest of their lives

Kissing Clothes Pins thanks to Adilson DeCarvalho Jr.

The attractive white wedding gown blended well with his black tuxedo

Her name is Peg
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I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. - Chico Marx

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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