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I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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