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When it's time to look after the kids

Kid Straps thanks to Mike King

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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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