Kid Straps

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah