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Kid Straps

When it's time to look after the kids

Kid Straps thanks to Mike King

Tending to family relationships

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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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