Kid Straps

Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo