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Keyboard Steps

How Mozart would have made a home alarm system

Keyboard Steps thanks to Keith Blake

Where you have to play in the right key to enter

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The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Unaccompanied: The orchestra is on strike - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Upright Piano: The noblest musical instrument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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