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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Upright Piano: The noblest musical instrument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. - Victor Borge

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato


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