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Many hands make light work

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Kings have long hands. - Ovid

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Indira Gandhi

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. - Red Skelton

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. - Steven Wright

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

Habits: 1. Cobwebs that become cables; 2. Trait jackets. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand. - Ronnie Corbett

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

My favourite quotation is eight pounds ten for a second-hand suit. - Spike Milligan

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. - Rodney Dangerfield

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

The world is very different now, for man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life. - John F Kennedy

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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