'Keep Warm' Jacket

Kings have long hands. - Ovid

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. - Red Skelton

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. - Emo Philips

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

My favourite quotation is eight pounds ten for a second-hand suit. - Spike Milligan

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

In joined hands there is still some token of hope, in the clinched fist none. - Victor Hugo

This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. - Rodney Dangerfield

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. - Will Rogers

His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown