Kayak Funeral
Touring kayak no longer on tour
Jim's last paddle down the river
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I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx
Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller
You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you. - Groucho Marx
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard
Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker
A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally
Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie. - Brian Spellman
An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy
One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb
Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb
I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt
The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown
Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown
Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne
If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again. - Stan Laurel
In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus
Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen
Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin
You need to bury the hatchet. No need to hold grudges. That only weighs you down. - Ken Shamrock
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain
When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown
Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. - Ambrose Bierce
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner
Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain
No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris
As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney
If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey
The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant
If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown
Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey
When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz