Karate Lessons
Karate lessons from the school of hard knocks
Signs of a good karate move
QuotaBillsMoney is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki
Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump
Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner
There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham
Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan
I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis
A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen
Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas
Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb
An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde
What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson
A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan
Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi
Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams
Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is "never try." - Homer Simpson
The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason
People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno
Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan
Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard
If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren
Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx
When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey
I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman
Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements
When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers