Karate Lessons

Life is a long lesson in humility. - Sir James M. Barrie

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Acceptance and tolerance and forgiveness; those are life-altering lessons. - Jessica Lange

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

People are put into your life for reasons, for different reasons, and to teach you lessons. - Selena Gomez

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. - Al Franken

The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki