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He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce