QuotaBillsSubwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn
Castanet: Primitive fishing method - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
Bassinet: What every fisherman wants. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu
If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com