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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you. - Groucho Marx

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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