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Just Carving A Tree

Chainsaw art in the country

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Creating masterpieces one log at a time

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

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Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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