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Just Carving A Tree

Chainsaw art in the country

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Creating masterpieces one log at a time

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

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Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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