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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

Death can hide but not divide. - Vance Havner

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

The death of a beloved is an amputation. - C S Lewis

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

Quit living as if the purpose of life is to arrive safely at death. - Mark Batterson

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

You need to bury the hatchet. No need to hold grudges. That only weighs you down. - Ken Shamrock

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you. - C S Lewis

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar


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