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I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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