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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

You need to bury the hatchet. No need to hold grudges. That only weighs you down. - Ken Shamrock

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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