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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. - Unknown

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Quit living as if the purpose of life is to arrive safely at death. - Mark Batterson

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

You need to bury the hatchet. No need to hold grudges. That only weighs you down. - Ken Shamrock

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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