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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. - Unknown

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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