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I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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