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Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight


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