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Death can hide but not divide. - Vance Havner

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

The tragedy of Mormonism is, a single death makes a dozen widows. - American Saying

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die;
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred. - Alfred Tennyson

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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