Just Buried
First Marry, Then Bury
People are dying to get hitched to this vehicle
QuotaBillsLife is a near-death experience. - George Carlin
Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller
Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell
Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain
Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott
There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields
Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. - Unknown
I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown
To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling
If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler
In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus
Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II
Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas
Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer
"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin
However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov
Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman
Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard
When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood
Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough
Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins
Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney
To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha
Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire
Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey
Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao