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Death can hide but not divide. - Vance Havner

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Death is philosophy's only problem. - Albert Camus

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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