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First Marry, Then Bury

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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Death is that after which nothing is of interest. - Rozinov

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you. - C S Lewis

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar


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