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The law is silent during war. - Cicero

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

Lawyers are seldom loved but often needed. - Robert B McKay

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Good lawyers know the law. Great lawyers know the judge. - Unknown

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half sorrow. - Swedish Proverb

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls. - Lenny Bruce

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

The best way of removing negativity is to laugh and be joyous. - David Icke

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. - Unknown

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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