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We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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