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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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