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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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