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My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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