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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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