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Jogging Bike

How to put spring into your steps

Jogging Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Taking a leisurely jog around the park

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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