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Jogging Bike

How to put spring into your steps

Jogging Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Taking a leisurely jog around the park

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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