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Jogging Bike

How to put spring into your steps

Jogging Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Taking a leisurely jog around the park

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

When I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid. - Audre Lorde

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen


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