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Jogging Bike

How to put spring into your steps

Jogging Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Taking a leisurely jog around the park

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We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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