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Jogging Bike

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Jogging Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Taking a leisurely jog around the park

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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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