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Jogger's Weight Scale

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Reform: To gain or lose weight - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

I don't weigh myself because most scales don't know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are. - Unknown

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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