QuotaBillsHealth food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn
Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert
Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown
Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick
Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. - Unknown
Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield
I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray
The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown
I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher
The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb
On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke
Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
I don't weigh myself because most scales don't know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are. - Unknown
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves
Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai
I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates
The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono