Jogger's Weight Scale

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com