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Job Retraining thanks to Keith Blake

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An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

I think you should take your job seriously, but not yourself. That is the best combination. - Judi Dench

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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