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Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

If you are prepared, you will be confident, and will do the job. - Tom Landry

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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