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Job Retraining thanks to Keith Blake

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All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

If you are prepared, you will be confident, and will do the job. - Tom Landry

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The way to tell if your job is done: if you're alive, you've got a job. - Richard Bach

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops. - Thomas JWatson

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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