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Job Retraining thanks to Keith Blake

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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