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Job Retraining thanks to Keith Blake

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Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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