#1 humor site on the 'net

Jesus Was Here

Proof of miracles in the 21st Century

Jesus Was Here thanks to Howard Chapman

Water turned into wine at the local liquor branch

Marriage at Cana - turning water into wine (John 2:1-10)
QuotaBills
God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. - Alfred Korzybski

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

Praise is but virtue's shadow; who courts her,
Doth more the handmaid than the dame admire - Robert Heath

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


Same Mistake Twice

How To Build A Fence

Horse-Back Riding

Social Distancing Fine

Burnout Indication

Lost Luggage

A Balanced Diet

Bowen Arrow

Business School Basics

Broken Potted Plant Art

Fish Hat

Fairy Soap

Floor Legs

Microscopic Reader

Brief Case

Hairstyle Of The Year

Duck Heist - Ducks Gone Bad

Swan Heels

Windshield Defrogger

Side-Ways

Sonic Straw

Man At Work

Uncorked Wine

Double Handicap