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The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Desire of praise disposeth to laudable actions. - Thomas Hobbes

The prospects are bright as the promises of God. - Adoniram Judson

My greatest thought is my accountability to God. - Daniel Webster

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

It is simpler and easier to flatter people than to praise them. - Jean Paul Richter

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Hymn: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

The symbolic want in their material possessions is only a small spec of the massive blob of need in their spiritual dilemma. - Ravi Zacharias

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner


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