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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe. - Charlotte Lennox

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Theresa

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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