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Proof of miracles in the 21st Century

Jesus Was Here thanks to Howard Chapman

Water turned into wine at the local liquor branch

Marriage at Cana - turning water into wine (John 2:1-10)
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The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. - Noel Coward

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

Fools may our scorn, not envy raise,
For envy is a kind of praise. - John Gay

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

One of the truest tests of spiritual maturity is seeing the miraculous in the monotonous. - Mark Batterson

God isn't asking you to figure it out. He's asking you to trust that He already has. - Unknown

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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