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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

God is not really silent, we are deaf. - Teresa of Avila

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

The only way you can fail is if you stop praying. - Mark Batterson

Babylon: What the Preacher does during some sermons - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

Whatever I cannot do for God's glory must be avoided. - A.W. Pink

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

Better to deserve praise without having it, than to have it without deserving it. - Ivan Panin

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

If you take care of the things that are dear to God, He will take care of the things that are dear to you. - Howard Taylor

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. - Abraham Lincoln

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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