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Doubtful prayer is no prayer at all. - John Calvin

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

My poems are hymns of praise to the glory of life. - Edith Sitwell

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience. - Pierre T De Chardin

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias


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