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Water turned into wine at the local liquor branch

Marriage at Cana - turning water into wine (John 2:1-10)
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A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

There is no conceivable situation in which it is not safe to trust God. - J. Oswald Sanders

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

All God's giants have been weak men who did great things for God, because they reckoned on God's being with them. - J. Hudson Taylor

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

If a preacher is not first preaching to himself, better that he falls on the steps of the pulpit and breaks his neck than preaches that sermon. - John Calvin

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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