Jesus Was Here

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. - Alfred Korzybski

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

Praise is but virtue's shadow; who courts her,
Doth more the handmaid than the dame admire - Robert Heath

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder