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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Theresa

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


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