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Japanese Sleep Cushions

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Japanese Sleep Cushions thanks to Adilson DeCarvalho Jr.

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Karaoke: 1. Japanese for 'Drunk with Microphone'; 2. Japanese for 'tone deaf'. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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