Japanese Sleep Cushions

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie