Japanese Sleep Cushions

Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren