QuotaBillsSleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama
I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon
Erection: When Japanese go to vote. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown
Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon
Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis
Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens
I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker
How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb
Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb
If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown
I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks
One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown
My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda
Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry
Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt
If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross
Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France
A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim
A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin
Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren