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I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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