Israeli TSA
Perfect solution for airport security
Eliminates need for full-body scanning
QuotaBillsIf you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey
IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard
A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur
I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More
We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey
The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith
He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp
Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook
A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson
It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti
Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis
Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau
You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson
The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias
I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud
I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw
Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes
You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain
Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce
If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman
People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham
Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman
Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury
Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling
In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama
Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden