Israeli TSA
Perfect solution for airport security
Eliminates need for full-body scanning
QuotaBillsIf you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey
IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey
The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith
He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp
A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson
It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti
Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis
Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau
You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer
You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
It took one night to get Israel out of Egypt but forty years to get Egypt out of Israel. - George Morrison
A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson
The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias
I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud
I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson
Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw
Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow
Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes
You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce
If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman
People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham
Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury
Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin
As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron
Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling
In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama
Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden