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Island Music

Perfect scenery for an evening concert

Island Music thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Twilight violin performance on the bay

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Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham


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