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Is This What You Think I Look Like?

What the cat looked like when it went on a diet

Is This What You Think I Look Like? thanks to Keith Blake

Looking at your own cool portrait

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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