Is This What You Think I Look Like?
What the cat looked like when it went on a diet
Looking at your own cool portrait
QuotaBillsCuriosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West
Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom
My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen