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Is Lunch Ready?

Patient waiting line awaits unraveling of fish net

Is Lunch Ready? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When food tastes a foot away

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb


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