QuotaBillsIrony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco
People use irony as a defense mechanism. - David Byrne
Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up. - George Saunders
If I had a pause button on my life, I would use it. - Jaycee Jay Anderson at the XXI 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics
I'm not into cartoons. That's the irony of it. - Gary Larson
Mothers are like buttons. They hold everything together. - Unknown
Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson
My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat
From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent. - H P Lovecraft
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell
I'm getting on. I'm now equipped with a snooze button. - Denis Norden
Two fundamental literary qualities: supernaturalism and irony. - Charles Baudelaire
A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. - Robert A Heinlein
Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass
Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright
It's supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button. - John Brunner
Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. - Karl W F Schlegel
Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye
If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte
They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them. - Robin Williams
My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak
I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier
Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros
Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi
A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden
The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch
Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain
My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown
The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia
Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown
The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West
Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown
Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown
Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck