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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw


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