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Bubba's bathroom home entertainment system
Lo-tech stereo TV on the throne
QuotaBillsTV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright
The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker
It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen
Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson
It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge
When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown
Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker
TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck
Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx
Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson
We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw
More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey
I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump