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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner


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