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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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