Inventor of Time Travel

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

The present is the point at which time touches eternity. - C S Lewis

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

A little while, we are in eternity; before we find ourselves there, let us do much for Christ. - Ann Judson

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin