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Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

The present is the point at which time touches eternity. - C S Lewis

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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