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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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