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A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton


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