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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

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Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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