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Instant Acrophobia

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Instant Acrophobia thanks to Mike King

I thought YOU brought the light bulb!

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If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

This dwarf still observes the world from his own self-imposed height. - Dejan Stojanovic

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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