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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama


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