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The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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