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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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