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Inspiring Funeral Home

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Inspiring Funeral Home thanks to Keith Blake

Planning for a premature future

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My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Death is philosophy's only problem. - Albert Camus

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

You need to bury the hatchet. No need to hold grudges. That only weighs you down. - Ken Shamrock

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less. - C S Lewis

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel


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