Inspiring Funeral Home

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

It is the resurrection that makes Good Friday good. - Ravi Zacharias

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians. - Alexander The Great

Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. - Joseph Addison

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

The tragedy of Mormonism is, a single death makes a dozen widows. - American Saying

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

For us humans, everything is permanent - until it changes, as we are immortal until we die. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. - Humphrey Bogart

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you. - C S Lewis

Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die;
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred. - Alfred Tennyson

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis