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Inspiring Funeral Home

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Inspiring Funeral Home thanks to Keith Blake

Planning for a premature future

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How can I die? I'm booked. - George Burns

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

The death of a beloved is an amputation. - C S Lewis

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

In truth,there was only one christian and he died on the cross. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

The tragedy of Mormonism is, a single death makes a dozen widows. - American Saying

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

I don't mind dying. Trouble is, you feel so bloody stiff the next day. - George Axelrod

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

The great comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young. - Paul Dickson

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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