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Inspiring Funeral Home

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Inspiring Funeral Home thanks to Keith Blake

Planning for a premature future

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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

Death can hide but not divide. - Vance Havner

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. - Joseph Heller

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Quit living as if the purpose of life is to arrive safely at death. - Mark Batterson

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. - J.P. Donleavy

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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