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Inspiring Funeral Home thanks to Keith Blake

Planning for a premature future

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One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians. - Alexander The Great

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. - Unknown

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

In truth,there was only one christian and he died on the cross. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The tragedy of Mormonism is, a single death makes a dozen widows. - American Saying

Quit living as if the purpose of life is to arrive safely at death. - Mark Batterson

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

I know we're going to die. But some of us are going to do something about it. - Tom Burnett

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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