Inspiring Funeral Home

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Death is that after which nothing is of interest. - Rozinov

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Death is very often referred to as a good career move. - Buddy Holly

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

In truth,there was only one christian and he died on the cross. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

I shall never act differently, even if I have to die for it many times. - Socrates

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die. - Malachy McCourt

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

So what if someone wrote your obituary... that doesn't mean you are obligated to die. - Lou Holtz

Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. - Ambrose Bierce

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

We start dying when we have nothing worth living for. And we don't really start living until we find something worth dying for. - Mark Batterson

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby