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In The Heart Of The Mountains

Romantic scenery in the mountain tops

In The Heart Of The Mountains thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When you love what you 'sea' before you

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Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Sharp are the arrows of a broken heart. - Cassandra Clare

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. - Blaise Pascal

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. - Martin Luther

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon


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