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In The Heart Of The Mountains

Romantic scenery in the mountain tops

In The Heart Of The Mountains thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When you love what you 'sea' before you

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Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

A heart that loves is always young. - Greek Proverb

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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