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In The Heart Of The Mountains

Romantic scenery in the mountain tops

In The Heart Of The Mountains thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When you love what you 'sea' before you

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Courage, dear heart. - C S Lewis

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

The heart will break, but broken live on. - Lord Byron

The past beats inside me like a second heart. - John Banville

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

True giving happens when we give from our heart. - Muhammad Ali

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable. - Mary Oliver

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. - Blaise Pascal

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Keep your best wishes close to your heart and watch what happens. - Tony DeLiso

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it, then I can achieve it. - Muhammad Ali

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break. - William Shakespeare

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa


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