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In The Heart Of The Mountains

Romantic scenery in the mountain tops

In The Heart Of The Mountains thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When you love what you 'sea' before you

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Stamped inedibly on my heart. - Archie Bunker

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

As you think in your heart, so you shall be. - Proverbs 23:7

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison


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