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In The Heart Of The Mountains

Romantic scenery in the mountain tops

In The Heart Of The Mountains thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When you love what you 'sea' before you

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Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

The heart will break, but broken live on. - Lord Byron

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Only the pure in heart can make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? - WC Fields

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H. Spurgeon

When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object. - Milan Kundera

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart. - Bruce Willis

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

I gave you my heart, I just didn't expect to get it back in pieces. - Unknown

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown


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