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Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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