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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. - Clint Eastwood

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

If you delegate tasks, you create followers. If you delegate authority, you create leaders. - Craig Groeschel

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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