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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way. - John C Maxwell

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Leaders lead by telling stories that give others permission to lead, not follow. - Michael Margolis

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

A leader is one who sees more than others see, who sees farther than others see, and who sees before others see. - Leroy Eimes

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett


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