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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Be the kind of leader that you would follow. - Unknown

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus. - Martin Luther King

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Leaders think and talk about the solutions. Followers think and talk about the problems. - Brian Tracy

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

A good leader leads the people from above the. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

Credit is a system whereby a person who can't pay gets another person who can't pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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