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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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