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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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