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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

Leaders lead by telling stories that give others permission to lead, not follow. - Michael Margolis

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Leaders become great not because of their power but because of their ability to empower others. - John Maxwell

A good leader leads the people from above the. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says 'Go!' ... a leader says 'Let's go!'. - E M Kelly

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama


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