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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

A true leader is one who is humble enough to admit their mistakes. - Unknown

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

The best leader brings out the best in those he has stewardship over. - J Richard Clarke

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

Great leaders are not defined by the absence of weakness, but rather by the presence of clear strengths. - John Zenger

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

A leader is one who sees more than others see, who sees farther than others see, and who sees before others see. - Leroy Eimes

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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