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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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