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College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

The will to do springs from the knowledge that we can do. - James Allen

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

We're all learning here; the best listeners will end up the smartest. - Charlene Li

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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