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Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Knowledge has power. It controls access to opportunity and advancement. - Peter F Drucker

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. - Northrop Frye

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

Learn to say 'no.' It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin. - Charles H Spurgeon

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. - Doris Day

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have so much of it. - Mark Twain

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

I remind myself every morning: nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening. - Larry King


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