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Igloo Library

FILO (First In, Last Out) book system

Igloo Library thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Don't choose the bottom one!

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A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

The will to do springs from the knowledge that we can do. - James Allen

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance. - Socrates

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

The utmost extent of man's knowledge, is to know that he knows nothing. - Joseph Addison

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Wisdom is the ability to acquire knowledge and analyze it both logically and emotionally. - Vivian Clayton

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton


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Worked For Them

Colon Celery

Hot Tub Cover

Piano Dress

Parking Guide

Apology to Potential Criminals

Before Morning Coffee

Sons Of Arthritis

Challenge Accepted

Subway Camouflage

In Stitches

Great White

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Can I Lick It

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night

Velociraptor Defined

Redneck Muffler Repair

Drama Queen Diary

He Looks Just Like His Father!

Happy Snow Car