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Igloo Library

FILO (First In, Last Out) book system

Igloo Library thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Don't choose the bottom one!

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Even while they teach, men learn. - Seneca

Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal. - A. Maude Royden

We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Knowledge and timber shouldn't be much used till they are seasoned. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Knowledge has power. It controls access to opportunity and advancement. - Peter F Drucker

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority. - Aldous Huxley

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

Once you've accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you're too old to remember it. - Unknown

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. - Pearl Bailey

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


Scottish Variant

Knight Room

FIFA HQ

Spot The Surfer

Finally Got The Sink Fixed

Antique iPhones

Spongebob Suarez

Auto Correct Passing

Computer Resuscitation

PonyTale

Husband of the Year

Child Disarma-meant

Ancient Greek Stormtrooper

Ferrous Wheel

Dese Are My Bebies

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Big Boots To Fill

Redneck Dog Kennel

Mom Posting

Flying is so Overrated

Too Short

Pinocchio Playground

Bike Bed

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