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A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

Probus was almost a second Hannibal because of his knowledge of warfare. - Aurelius Victor

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. - Doris Day

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. - Pearl Bailey

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz


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