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Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

What we learn with pleasure we never forget. - Alfred Mercier

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

I have put out my books and now my house has a soul. - Cicero

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus

Probus was almost a second Hannibal because of his knowledge of warfare. - Aurelius Victor

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Want to learn to eat a lot? Here it is: Eat a little. That way, you will be around long enough to eat a lot. - Tony Robbins

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant. - Plato

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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