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iFeast

Portable MP3 pet watering system

iFeast thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Perfect for entertaining pets on the go

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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