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iFeast

Portable MP3 pet watering system

iFeast thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Perfect for entertaining pets on the go

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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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