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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen