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iFeast

Portable MP3 pet watering system

iFeast thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Perfect for entertaining pets on the go

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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