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Without Christ there is no hope. - Charles H Spurgeon

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Never lose hope. Storms make people stronger and never last forever. - Roy T Bennett

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

That was all a man needed: hope. It was lack of hope that discouraged a man. - Charles Bukowski

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley


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