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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

Beware how you take away hope from another human being. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

I don't know what can be so dangerous about giving people hope. - Joel Osteen

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. - Charles R Swindoll

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

That was all a man needed: hope. It was lack of hope that discouraged a man. - Charles Bukowski

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

We have always held to the hope, the belief, the conviction that there is a better life, a better world, beyond the horizon. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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