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Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Hope is only a beginning; it's not a substitute for action, only a basis for it. - Rebecca Solnit

Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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