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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Without Christ there is no hope. - Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. - Norman Cousins

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

What you applaud you encourage, but beware what you celebrate. - Ravi Zacharias

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. - Arnold H Glasgow

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity. - Robert G Ingersoll

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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