Ice Cream Thief

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Sometime the peacock wish to be the seagull. - Jamaican Saying

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie