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Ice Cream Thief

Wilbur's fat-free ice cream cone was for the birds

Ice Cream Thief thanks to Keith Blake

Bird food high on calories

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say. - Will Cuppy

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright


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