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The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Underachiever: An employee who has squatters right on the far left side of the bell curve - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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