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Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Where rage seeds, repentance reaps. - Greek Proverb

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

If you can see a bandwagon, it's too late to get on it. - James Goldsmith

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it. - Belva Plain

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

Karaoke: 1. Japanese for 'Drunk with Microphone'; 2. Japanese for 'tone deaf'. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not a piece of advice, it is merely a custom. - Mark Twain

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

I was not in the band, because I suffer from the kind of tone deafness that is generally associated with actual deafness. - John Green

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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