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I Will Never Understand Fashion

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I Will Never Understand Fashion thanks to Keith Blake

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Boredom is rage spread thin. - Paul Tillich

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

We shape our buildings. Thereafter they shape us. - Winston Churchill

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in. - Dr. Seuss

If you can see a bandwagon, it's too late to get on it. - James Goldsmith

We shape our dwellings, and afterwards our dwellings shape us. - Winston Churchill

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

In silence there is eloquence. Stop weaving and see how the pattern improves. - Rumi

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows. - Unknown

The pattern of the prodigal is: rebellion, ruin, repentance, reconciliation, restoration. - Edwin L Cole

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

An expert knows the subject very well. A model teaches by showing instead of just telling. - Thomas Leonard

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Karaoke: 1. Japanese for 'Drunk with Microphone'; 2. Japanese for 'tone deaf'. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

I was not in the band, because I suffer from the kind of tone deafness that is generally associated with actual deafness. - John Green

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

If you don't ever stop singing, your voice stays in shape. It's like the marathon runner. You've got to run, run, run to stay in shape. - Sammy Hagar


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