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Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

We shape our buildings. Thereafter they shape us. - Winston Churchill

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

If you can see a bandwagon, it's too late to get on it. - James Goldsmith

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

An expert knows the subject very well. A model teaches by showing instead of just telling. - Thomas Leonard

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not a piece of advice, it is merely a custom. - Mark Twain

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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