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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

First appearance deceives many. - Phaedrus

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Where rage seeds, repentance reaps. - Greek Proverb

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

We shape our dwellings, and afterwards our dwellings shape us. - Winston Churchill

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

An expert knows the subject very well. A model teaches by showing instead of just telling. - Thomas Leonard

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it. - Belva Plain

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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