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Boredom is rage spread thin. - Paul Tillich

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Where rage seeds, repentance reaps. - Greek Proverb

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in. - Dr. Seuss

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

We shape our dwellings, and afterwards our dwellings shape us. - Winston Churchill

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

I was not in the band, because I suffer from the kind of tone deafness that is generally associated with actual deafness. - John Green

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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