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I Will Never Understand Fashion

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I Will Never Understand Fashion thanks to Keith Blake

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

We shape our buildings. Thereafter they shape us. - Winston Churchill

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

We shape our dwellings, and afterwards our dwellings shape us. - Winston Churchill

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

In silence there is eloquence. Stop weaving and see how the pattern improves. - Rumi

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

Karaoke: 1. Japanese for 'Drunk with Microphone'; 2. Japanese for 'tone deaf'. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not a piece of advice, it is merely a custom. - Mark Twain

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

If you don't ever stop singing, your voice stays in shape. It's like the marathon runner. You've got to run, run, run to stay in shape. - Sammy Hagar


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