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I Will Never Understand Fashion

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I Will Never Understand Fashion thanks to Keith Blake

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Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

Boredom is rage spread thin. - Paul Tillich

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it. - Belva Plain

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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