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Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

Boredom is rage spread thin. - Paul Tillich

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

We shape our buildings. Thereafter they shape us. - Winston Churchill

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

If you can see a bandwagon, it's too late to get on it. - James Goldsmith

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. - Unknown

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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