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I Will Never Understand Fashion

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First appearance deceives many. - Phaedrus

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

We shape our buildings. Thereafter they shape us. - Winston Churchill

Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future. - Robert H. Schuller

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. - Will Rogers

If you can see a bandwagon, it's too late to get on it. - James Goldsmith

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. - Unknown

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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