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I Will Never Understand Fashion

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I Will Never Understand Fashion thanks to Keith Blake

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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Boredom is rage spread thin. - Paul Tillich

First appearance deceives many. - Phaedrus

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Where rage seeds, repentance reaps. - Greek Proverb

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. - Will Rogers

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Karaoke: 1. Japanese for 'Drunk with Microphone'; 2. Japanese for 'tone deaf'. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

I was not in the band, because I suffer from the kind of tone deafness that is generally associated with actual deafness. - John Green

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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