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I Can Still Kiss You

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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