I Can Still Kiss You

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

It's like kissing Hitler. - Tony Curtis

Here's looking at you, kid. - Casablanca

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. - Victor Hugo

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

A kiss is a rosy dot over the "i" of loving. - Cyrano de Bergerac

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus