I Can Still Kiss You

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. - Red Skelton

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah