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I Can Still Kiss You

Little Johnny loved stare contests with the dog

I Can Still Kiss You thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

The mask of true friendship

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A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. - Red Skelton

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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