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I Can Still Kiss You

Little Johnny loved stare contests with the dog

I Can Still Kiss You thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

You can kid the world, but not your sister. - Charlotte Gray

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: I'm with you kid, let's go. - Maya Angelou

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain


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