I Can Still Kiss You

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. - Red Skelton

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lilac: 'He's a nice kid but he can lilac anything.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia