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QuotaBillsMarry money. - Max Shulman
Marry in haste, repent at leisure. - English Proverb
Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Always say no, and you will never by married. - French Proverb
Ideal Wife: Any woman who has an ideal husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
My husband's idea of a good night out is a good night in. - Maureen Lipman
Do you Edith....take Archie Bunker to be your lawfully bedded husband? - Archie Bunker
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez
Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
Today couples live together until they learn to detest one another. Then they get married. - G K Chesterton
My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler
I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me. - Groucho Marx
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz
Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx