Husband Creche
Make this your alternative shopping plan
Day-care center for husbands
QuotaBillsShopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw
Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle
My husband's idea of a good night out is a good night in. - Maureen Lipman
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr
I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland
The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears
Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar
If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller
I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. - Zig Ziglar
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall
A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. - Milton Berle
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com