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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

"Absorption of overhead" is one of the most obscene terms I have ever heard. - Peter F Drucker

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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Exit Door

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Funnel Farm

Buffalo Prod

Meat Pie

Where Nobody Speeds

A Fish Called Wanda - Uncut Version

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Croc Lunge

Tree Awning

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