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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

"Absorption of overhead" is one of the most obscene terms I have ever heard. - Peter F Drucker

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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