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How We Make Cowboys thanks to Glenna Kennedy

How We Make Cowboys thanks to Glenna Kennedy

How We Make Cowboys thanks to Glenna Kennedy

How We Make Cowboys thanks to Glenna Kennedy

How We Make Cowboys thanks to Glenna Kennedy

How We Make Cowboys thanks to Glenna Kennedy

How We Make Cowboys thanks to Glenna Kennedy

How We Make Cowboys thanks to Glenna Kennedy

How We Make Cowboys thanks to Glenna Kennedy

How We Make Cowboys thanks to Glenna Kennedy

How We Make Cowboys thanks to Glenna Kennedy

How We Make Cowboys thanks to Glenna Kennedy

How We Make Cowboys thanks to Glenna Kennedy

How We Make Cowboys thanks to Glenna Kennedy

How We Make Cowboys thanks to Glenna Kennedy

How We Make Cowboys thanks to Glenna Kennedy

How We Make Cowboys thanks to Glenna Kennedy

How We Make Cowboys thanks to Glenna Kennedy

How We Make Cowboys thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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