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How To Prevent Cheating

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How To Prevent Cheating thanks to Keith Blake

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Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. - Jim Carrey

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant. - Plato

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown


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