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How To Prevent Cheating

Keeping student's eyes on their own exam papers

How To Prevent Cheating thanks to Keith Blake

Turning box lunch into a box test

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A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

If you live with a cripple, you will learn to limp. - Plutarch

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

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Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant. - Plato

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes. - Robert T Kiyosaki

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

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