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How To Prevent Cheating

Keeping student's eyes on their own exam papers

How To Prevent Cheating thanks to Keith Blake

Turning box lunch into a box test

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We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire

Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

o be a good loser is to learn how to win. - Carl Sandburg

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

The more I learn, the more I realize how much I don't know. - Albert Einstein

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch

Life doesn't make any sense without interdependence. We need each other, and the sooner we learn that, the better for us all. - Erik Erikson

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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