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How To Prevent Cheating

Keeping student's eyes on their own exam papers

How To Prevent Cheating thanks to Keith Blake

Turning box lunch into a box test

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Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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