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How To Burn Calories thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Just like not eating at all - Bubba's preferred diet plan

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon


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