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Throughout the good times and the bad times

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.'
How Men Think thanks to Barry McCartney

'When I got fired, you were there with me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...'

'You know what Martha?'

'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

'I’m beginning to think you’re bad luck.'

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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