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Throughout the good times and the bad times

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.'
How Men Think thanks to Barry McCartney

'When I got fired, you were there with me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...'

'You know what Martha?'

'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

'I’m beginning to think you’re bad luck.'

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

Propaganda: 1. Patriotism as practiced by our enemies; 2. Polite, well behaved male goose. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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