How Grandma Handles Windows

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun

One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda