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Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Old age takes away what we've inherited and gives us what we've earned. - Gerald Brenan

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie


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