How Grandma Handles Windows

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde

Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Old age takes away what we've inherited and gives us what we've earned. - Gerald Brenan

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda