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The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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