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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Any committee is only as good as the most knowledgeable, determined, and vigorous person on it. There must be somebody who provides the flame. - Lady Bird Johnson

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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