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Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville


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