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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

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Mournful and yet grand is the destiny of the artist. - Franz Liszt

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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