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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. - William Shakespeare

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Any committee is only as good as the most knowledgeable, determined, and vigorous person on it. There must be somebody who provides the flame. - Lady Bird Johnson


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