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Hospital Friends

When canine care is the best medicine

Hospital Friends thanks to Mike King

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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