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Hospital Friends

When canine care is the best medicine

Hospital Friends thanks to Mike King

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A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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