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Hospital Friends

When canine care is the best medicine

Hospital Friends thanks to Mike King

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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