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Hospital Friends

When canine care is the best medicine

Hospital Friends thanks to Mike King

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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