Hospital Friends

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell