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Hospital Friends

When canine care is the best medicine

Hospital Friends thanks to Mike King

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy


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