Hospital Friends

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A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes