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Hospital Friends

When canine care is the best medicine

Hospital Friends thanks to Mike King

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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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