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Hospital Friends

When canine care is the best medicine

Hospital Friends thanks to Mike King

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My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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