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Making her happier on Christmas morning

Hoover Happiness thanks to Mike King

Why men won't clean up their act this holiday season

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No time like the present. - Mrs Manley

Happiness means quiet nerves. - WC Fields

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is not a goal, but a by-product. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

Happiness is found in doing, not merely possessing. - Napoleon Hill

If you are not happy here and now, you never will be. - Taisen Deshimaru

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. - Steve Prefontaine

Rejoice in the things that are present; all else is beyond thee. - Montaigne

Do not be afraid; our fate cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Happiness is not something readymade. It comes from your own actions. - Dalai Lama

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Be so happy that, when other people look at you, they become happy too. - Unknown

The hour of happiness will be the more welcome, the less it was expected. - Horace

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

Many things can make you miserable for weeks; few can bring you a whole day of happiness. - Mignon McLaughlin

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. - Doug Larson

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

The best thing in the famous novels at present is that one does not need to read them; one knows them already. - Henry David Thoreau

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. - Ogden Nash

I will never again underestimate the power of anticipation. There is no better boost in the present than an invitation into the future. - Caroline Kepnes

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

Sometimes life knocks you on your ass. Get up, get up, get up! Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them. - Steve Maraboli


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