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Making her happier on Christmas morning

Hoover Happiness thanks to Mike King

Why men won't clean up their act this holiday season

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Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Be happy, and a reason will come along. - Robert Brault

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose. - Unknown

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness. - Charles H Spurgeon

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown

The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The greater part of happiness or misery depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances. - Martha Washington

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness: poverty and wealth have both failed. - Kin Hubbard

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

It's the moments that I stopped just to be, rather than do, that have given me true happiness. - Richard Branson

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

The past haunts the present in more ways than we think. It certainly scares the living daylights out of me. - Cressida Cowell

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The older one gets, the more one feels that the present must be enjoyed; it is a precious gift, comparable to a state of grace. - Marie Curie

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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